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va propun un "joculet"... fara sa va ganditi, dati paste (CTRL V) sa vedem ce ati copiat ultima data:))... poate fi chiar distractiv:P...

incep eu:
Un student pica la examenul de logica:

- Domnule profesor, daca va pun o intrebare de logica si nu stiti raspunsul, imi mariti nota?

- Da, sigur!

- Ce este legal dar ilogic, ilegal dar logic, ilogic si ilegal, toate in acelasi timp? Profesorul se gandeste, face scheme pe hartie, dar nu stie raspunsul.

- Bine, uite, ti-am pus 8 in loc de 3, acum spune-mi si mie raspunsul.

- Faptul ca dumneavoastra aveti 69 ani, iar sotia dvs. are 22 ani este legal, dar ilogic; faptul ca sotia dvs. are un amant de 21 ani este ilegal, dar logic, iar faptul ca dvs. ii mariti nota amantului sotiei dvs. este si ilegal si ilogic !!!!

(i-l trimisesem unei colege ca mi-a placut f. mult:)) )
lica_andrei
Postat pe 7 Septembrie 2008 15:27
Inima are taine pe care nici o raþiune nu le pãtrunde.
(Guy de Maupassant)
ETE_EU
Postat pe 5 Noiembrie 2008 13:42
http://annasweet.labrute.fr

Va recomand, pentru cei care lucreaza mai mult pe calculator
anaisis
Postat pe 12 Noiembrie 2008 11:27
http://www.scoala-de-soferi-brasov.ro/mecanica.html



ralukiss
Postat pe 12 Noiembrie 2008 11:54
A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However, he should not penetrate vaginally, but sodomising the child is acceptable. If a man does penetrate and damage the child then, he should be responsible for her subsistence all her life. This girl will not count as one of his four permanent wives and the man will not be eligible to marry the girl's sister... It is better for a girl to marry at such a time when she would begin menstruation at her husband's house, rather than her father's home. Any father marrying his daughter so young will have a permanent place in heaven. ["Tahrirolvasyleh", fourth edition, Qom, Iran, 1990]

A man can have sex with animals such as sheep, cows, camels and so on. However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village, but selling the meat to a neighbouring village is reasonable.

If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, a ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrement become impure and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed as quickly as possible and burned.

Wine and all intoxicating beverages are impure, but opium and hashish are not.

If a man sodomises the son, brother, or father of his wife after their marriage, the marriage remains valid.

During sexual intercourse, if the penis enters a woman's vagina or a man's anus, fully or only as far as the circumcision ring, both partners become impure, even if they have not reached puberty; they must consequently perform ablutions.

A woman who has contracted a continuing marriage does not have the right to go out of the house without her husband's permission; she must remain at his disposal for the fulfilment of any one of his desires, and may not refuse herself to him except for a religiously valid reason. If she is totally submissive to him, the husband must provide her with her food, clothing, and lodging, whether or not he has the means to do so. A woman who refuses herself to her husband is guilty, and may not demand from him food, clothing, lodging, or any later sexual relations; however, she retains the right to be paid damages if she is repudiated.

If a father (or paternal grandfather) marries off his daughter (or granddaughter) in her absence without knowing for a certainty that she is alive, the marriage becomes null and void as soon as it is established that she was dead at the time of the marriage.

It is not illegal for an adult male to 'thigh' or enjoy a young girl who is still in the age of weaning; meaning to place his penis between her thighs, and to kiss her. ["The Little Green Book"]

If a man commits adultery with an unmarried woman, and subsequently marries her, the child born of that marriage will be a bastard unless the parents can be sure it was conceived after they were married. A child born of an adulterous father is legitimate.

Ali [son in law of Mohammed], having cut off the hands of two thieves, treated their wounds and offered them his hospitality, and this affected them so much that they became utterly devoted to him; or again when he heard that the marauding army of Muawiyah had abused a woman of one of the tribes, he was so upset and moved to pity he declared: "If a man died after such an occurrence, no one could blame him." And yet, despite a nature as sensitive as that, Ali bared his sword and hacked the perpetrators to pieces. This is the meaning of justice.

- "The Sayings of Ayatollah Khomeini, Political, Philosophical, Social and Religious" (The Little Green Book), ISBN number 0-553-14032-9.
Full_Metal_Jacket
Postat pe 9 Decembrie 2008 21:33
sony ericson w 880 i

liza24_84
Postat pe 1 Martie 2009 18:05
http://www.papucei.ro/pantofi-eleganti-maro-negri-3244/
bondgirl007
Postat pe 11 August 2009 16:29
Eu, vanzatorul, am dobandit imobilul, ca bun propriu, astfel: initial am dobandit suprafata indiviza de 3.860 mp, ce facea parte din Parcela A 488/15, prin cumparare, in baza Contractului de vanzare-cumparare autentificat sub nr. 4795/19.12.2003 la BNPA Iosif Mariana si Patrascu Ioan Gabriel/Constanta Ulterior a incetat starea de indiviziune conform Contractului de partaj voluntar autentificat sub nr. 807/20.04.2004 la BNP Andrei Octavian/Constanta, mie fiindu-mi atribuit lotul 5, din Parcela A 488/15, (Parcela A 488/15/5), inscrise in cartea funciara nr. 991 a localitatii Agigea, asa cum reiese din Incheierea nr. 10854/28.09.2004, eliberata de Judecatoria Constanta - Biroul de Carte funciara. Lotul 5, in suprafata de 3.860,00 mp, l-am dezmembrat in sapte corpuri de proprietate, asa cum reiese din Actul de dezmembrarea si alipire autentificat sub nr. 484/06.03.2006 la BNP Victoria Badea/Constanta. Lotul 5/2 ce face obiectul prezentului contract a fost inscris in cartea funciara nr. ____ a localitatii Agigea, asa cum reiese din Incheierea nr. 8119/20.10.2006, eliberata de Oficiul de Cadastru si Publicitate Imobiliara Constanta – Biroul de Carte funciara Constanta, iar lotul 5/7 - alee de acces, in suprafata totala de 462 mp, identificat cu nr. cadastral 534/5/7 a fost alipit in baza actului de dezmembrare si alipire mai sus mentionat cu Parcela A488/15/4, in suprafata de 248 mp, identificata cu nr. Cadastral 534/4, rezultand un lot nou format, Parcela A 488/15/5/7 si A 488/15/4, ce constituie alee de acces, in separate totala de 711,00 mp, inscrisa in cartea funciara nr. ____ a localitatii Agigea, asa cum reiese din Incheierea nr. 8119/20.10.2006, eliberata de Oficiul de Cadastru si Publicitate Imobiliara Constanta – Biroul de Carte funciara Constanta
kristinaCT
Postat pe 11 August 2009 16:30
http://somnulescu.com/?p=1320

stie sa "vorbeste" englezeste
deea_13kiss
Postat pe 11 August 2009 17:05
mie nu mi-a aparut nimic
Dolcys
Postat pe 11 August 2009 22:10
nici mie
mitura
Postat pe 11 August 2009 22:50
La NaiBa... mie nici atat
Diavolyta_
Postat pe 11 August 2009 22:52
http://pitzipoanca.org/page/1/

Postat pe 13 August 2009 01:21
Puterea creativa de care dispuneti va indeamna sa incepeti o activitate noua. Aveti toate sansele de reusita pe plan intelectual si sentimental.

Parcurgeti o perioada favorabila inspiratiei artistice, in care imaginatia va stimuleaza creativitatea.

Nu neglijati odihna!


Pentru sagetatori..
MaRa16
Postat pe 14 Septembrie 2009 18:53
De la: Full_Metal_Jacket, la data 2008-12-09 21:33:33A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However, he should not penetrate vaginally, but sodomising the child is acceptable. If a man does penetrate and damage the child then, he should be responsible for her subsistence all her life. This girl will not count as one of his four permanent wives and the man will not be eligible to marry the girl's sister... It is better for a girl to marry at such a time when she would begin menstruation at her husband's house, rather than her father's home. Any father marrying his daughter so young will have a permanent place in heaven. ["Tahrirolvasyleh", fourth edition, Qom, Iran, 1990]

A man can have sex with animals such as sheep, cows, camels and so on. However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village, but selling the meat to a neighbouring village is reasonable.

If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, a ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrement become impure and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed as quickly as possible and burned.

Wine and all intoxicating beverages are impure, but opium and hashish are not.

If a man sodomises the son, brother, or father of his wife after their marriage, the marriage remains valid.

During sexual intercourse, if the penis enters a woman's vagina or a man's anus, fully or only as far as the circumcision ring, both partners become impure, even if they have not reached puberty; they must consequently perform ablutions.

A woman who has contracted a continuing marriage does not have the right to go out of the house without her husband's permission; she must remain at his disposal for the fulfilment of any one of his desires, and may not refuse herself to him except for a religiously valid reason. If she is totally submissive to him, the husband must provide her with her food, clothing, and lodging, whether or not he has the means to do so. A woman who refuses herself to her husband is guilty, and may not demand from him food, clothing, lodging, or any later sexual relations; however, she retains the right to be paid damages if she is repudiated.

If a father (or paternal grandfather) marries off his daughter (or granddaughter) in her absence without knowing for a certainty that she is alive, the marriage becomes null and void as soon as it is established that she was dead at the time of the marriage.

It is not illegal for an adult male to 'thigh' or enjoy a young girl who is still in the age of weaning; meaning to place his penis between her thighs, and to kiss her. ["The Little Green Book"]

If a man commits adultery with an unmarried woman, and subsequently marries her, the child born of that marriage will be a bastard unless the parents can be sure it was conceived after they were married. A child born of an adulterous father is legitimate.

Ali [son in law of Mohammed], having cut off the hands of two thieves, treated their wounds and offered them his hospitality, and this affected them so much that they became utterly devoted to him; or again when he heard that the marauding army of Muawiyah had abused a woman of one of the tribes, he was so upset and moved to pity he declared: "If a man died after such an occurrence, no one could blame him." And yet, despite a nature as sensitive as that, Ali bared his sword and hacked the perpetrators to pieces. This is the meaning of justice.

- "The Sayings of Ayatollah Khomeini, Political, Philosophical, Social and Religious" (The Little Green Book), ISBN number 0-553-14032-9.


nu stiu cati dintre voi au citit ce scrie mai sus, dar mi s-a parut dezgustator de amuzant . pare a fi un fel de constitutie...sau o carte de drept..

a.. si nu am copiat nimic..deci nu a afisat nimic cand am apasat ctrl-v.
baiat_anonim
Postat pe 15 Septembrie 2009 21:41

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