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De ce ma iubeste femeile, in sfarsit am aflat

We love men because they can never fake orgasms, even if they wanted to.

Because they write poems, songs, and books in our honor.

Because they never understand us, but they never give up.

Because they can see beauty in women when women have long ceased to see any beauty in themselves.

Because they come from little boys.

Because they can churn out long, intricate, Machiavellian, or incredibly complex mathematics and physics equations, but they can be comparably clueless when it comes to women.

Because they are incredible lovers and never rest until we’re happy.

Because they elevate sports to religion.

Because they’re never afraid of the dark.

Because they don’t care how they look or if they age.

Because they persevere in making and repairing things beyond their abilities, with the naïve self-assurance of the teenage boy who knew everything.

Because they never wear or dream of wearing high heels.

Because they’re always ready for sex.

Because they’re like pomegranates: lots of inedible parts, but the juicy seeds are incredibly tasty and succulent and usually exceed your expectations.

Because they’re afraid to go bald.

Because you always know what they think and they always mean what they say.

Because they love machines, tools, and implements with the same ferocity women love jewelry.

Because they go to great lengths to hide, unsuccessfully, that they are frail and human.

Because they either speak too much or not at all to that end.

Because they always finish the food on their plate.

Because they are brave in front of insects and mice.

Because a well-spoken four-year old girl can reduce them to silence, and a beautiful 25-year old can reduce them to slobbering idiots.

Because they want to be either omnivorous or ascetic, warriors or lovers, artists or generals, but nothing in-between.

Because for them there’s no such thing as too much adrenaline.

Because when all is said and done, they can’t live without us, no matter how hard they try.

Because they’re truly as simple as they claim to be.

Because they love extremes and when they go to extremes, we’re there to catch them.

Because they are tender they when they cry, and how seldom they do it.

Because what they lack in talk, they tend to make up for in action.

Because they make excellent companions when driving through rough neighborhoods or walking past dark alleys.

Because they really love their moms, and they remind us of our dads.

Because they never care what their horoscope, their mother-in-law, nor the neighbors say.

Because they don’t lie about their age, their weight, or their clothing size.

Because they have an uncanny ability to look deeply into our eyes and connect with our heart, even when we don’t want them to.

Because when we say “I love you” they ask for an explanation.


in linkul urmator am gasit textul ... http://bit.ly/aCf8eA

battleofwits
Postat pe 30 Decembrie 2010 10:55
"Because they have an uncanny ability to look deeply into our eyes and connect with our heart, even when we don’t want them to."
look me in the eyes are you connect now?
miss_darine
Postat pe 11 Ianuarie 2011 11:38
De la: miss_darine, la data 2011-01-11 11:38:18...look me in the eyes ...



battleofwits
Postat pe 11 Ianuarie 2011 11:46
asta-i topic numai pentru "vazatori"!
vitamina_c
Postat pe 11 Ianuarie 2011 11:48
De la: vitamina_c, la data 2011-01-11 11:48:30 asta-i topic numai pentru "vazatori"!

vitamino...citeam...vanzatori...si nu gaseam rima
miss_darine
Postat pe 11 Ianuarie 2011 11:50
De la: miss_darine, la data 2011-01-11 11:50:44
De la: vitamina_c, la data 2011-01-11 11:48:30 asta-i topic numai pentru "vazatori"!

vitamino...citeam...vanzatori...si nu gaseam rima


concluzia!!! treci imediat la nevazatori!
da don juan pe unde umbla? nicio maslina , pupic ceva pe ziua asta?
vitamina_c
Postat pe 11 Ianuarie 2011 11:52
De la: vitamina_c, la data 2011-01-11 11:48:30 asta-i topic numai pentru "vazatori"!


...cu ochii larg inchisi.....
_oktober_
Postat pe 11 Ianuarie 2011 11:53
De la: vitamina_c, la data 2011-01-11 11:52:46

concluzia!!! treci imediat la nevazatori!
da don juan pe unde umbla? nicio maslina , pupic ceva pe ziua asta?

who the f_k is don juan?
miss_darine
Postat pe 11 Ianuarie 2011 11:57
De la: miss_darine, la data 2011-01-11 11:57:23
De la: vitamina_c, la data 2011-01-11 11:52:46

concluzia!!! treci imediat la nevazatori!
da don juan pe unde umbla? nicio maslina , pupic ceva pe ziua asta?

who the f_k is don juan?


clar si azi esti ..........!
don juan este baiatul asta cu "priza" mare la femei!
vitamina_c
Postat pe 11 Ianuarie 2011 11:59
De la: vitamina_c, la data 2011-01-11 11:59:12

clar si azi esti ..........!
don juan este baiatul asta cu "priza" mare la femei!

baiatul asta...a ramas cu gura cascata...si a uitat s-o inchida
miss_darine
Postat pe 11 Ianuarie 2011 12:03
[url=http://www.glitter-graphics.com][img]http://dl10.glitter-graphics.net/pub/1273/1273510gsppy4ez2g.gif[/img][/url]

Eu n-am nimic de adaugat, doar mutritze. 's haioase foc!!

[url=http://www.glitter-graphics.com][img]http://dl3.glitter-graphics.net/pub/1729/1729383vtweyy4ogv.gif[/img][/url]

Mercic Missy!
Dor_a
Postat pe 11 Ianuarie 2011 12:03
De la: miss_darine, la data 2011-01-11 11:57:23
De la: vitamina_c, la data 2011-01-11 11:52:46

concluzia!!! treci imediat la nevazatori!
da don juan pe unde umbla? nicio maslina , pupic ceva pe ziua asta?

who the f_k is don juan?


cred ca autoru'
Ame_ly
Postat pe 11 Ianuarie 2011 12:04

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