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greierash_is_back Avatarul lui greierash_is_back

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Eu cand eram mititica, de abia imi tineam mucii in nas, raspundeam la 3 intrebari cu regularitate. Toate duduile dupa ce ma trageau de falci, ma puneau sa le satisfac curiozitatile: " Cum te cheama?", "Cati ani ai?" si "Ce vrei sa te faci cand vei fi mare?". Ca o placa de magnetofon stricata, raspundeam invariabil "Bubulina", sase ani si vleau sa ma fac doctol vetelinal. Ele se umpleau de incantare. Tanara despre care urmeaza sa va povestesc in mod cert raspundea : "Denisa", sapte ani si vreau sa devin prostituata televizata.
Azi-noapte, pe la vreo 1, zapam canalele tv. Nimic ciudat...pana cand am dat peste National Tv, televiziunea carbogazoasa si emisiunea INTERZIS MINORILOR. In prim-plan, o canapea. Dupa cateva secunde apare "femeia". Se aseaza, bolboroseste ceva si scoate de sub qur o pereche de catuse cu puf roz bombom. Si imi spune ca ea a facut dus si niste prietene bla bla bla. Apar numerele de tel pe ecran. Ea in continuare imi explica: "Nu stiu cum sa le folosesc, poate ma ajuti tu! Sunand si intrand in direct cu mine" (parca 1.19 era tarifu). Ma gandeam....doamne ce-as intra eu in parul tau!!!!!!!!!! Da' tu n-ai parinti, n-ai bun -simt, n-ai pic de respect pt. tine??? Dupa 3 minute o suna unu pe blondina de 21 de ani (am estimat eu). DAR!!!!!!!!!!!! cireasa abia acum urmeaza: nu puteai auzi ce vorbeau!!!!!! Trebuia sa suni la un alt numar de telefon, doar ca sa-i auzi! Cat era sunculoasa ( asa am observat: ca intre maioul legat sub tate si cureaua ce-i sugruma pasarica, avea 3 straturi de purcica)ocupata sa infierbante apelatoru', alta desteapta a inceput sa vorbeasca: "vai...dar nu esti curios sa afli despre ce vorbesc?", sau "daca esti curajos poti intra si tu in legatura cu Denisa".

Am lasat-o pe laptareasa cu catusele ei in cap si cu buzele anormal de subtiri strambandu-se in cele mai inumane chipuri. Ce usurare cand am dat peste un episod cu Chuck Noriss la primatv!

Ca un REZUMAT pt. lenese ca mine la posturi lungi: avem o noua emisiune in grila tv. La National tv, la 1 noaptea , emisiunea Interzis Minorilor, cu o blonda grasa, urata, urat machiata, care habar n-are sa vorbeasca si cu o voce mai mult decat oribila. Mai pe scurt: 8989 sunt fierbinte e acum si la tv!!! CE INCANTARE!!!!!!
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We'd be so less fragile/ If we're made from metal/ And our hearts from iron/ And our minds from steel/ And if we built an army/ Full of tender bodies/ Could we love each other/ Would we stop to feel/// And you want three wishes:/ One to fly the heavens/ One to swim like fishes/ And then one you're saving for a rainy day/ If your lover ever takes her love away/// You say you want to know her like a lover/ And undo her damage, she'll be new again/ Soon you'll find that if you try to save her/ It will lose her anger/ You will never win/// And you want three wishes:/ You want never bitter/ And all delicious/ And then one you're saving for a rainy day/ If your lover ever takes her love away/// You want three wishes:/ One to fly the heavens/ One to swim like fishes/ You want never bitter/ And all delicious/ And a clean conscience/ And all it's blisses/ You want one true lover with a thousand kisses/ You want soft and gentle and never vicious/ And then one you're saving for a rainy day/ If your lover ever takes her love away/// Three wishes- The pierces
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doar eu sunt socata??? inseamna ca voi ati mai intalnit emisiunile astea?
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We'd be so less fragile/ If we're made from metal/ And our hearts from iron/ And our minds from steel/ And if we built an army/ Full of tender bodies/ Could we love each other/ Would we stop to feel/// And you want three wishes:/ One to fly the heavens/ One to swim like fishes/ And then one you're saving for a rainy day/ If your lover ever takes her love away/// You say you want to know her like a lover/ And undo her damage, she'll be new again/ Soon you'll find that if you try to save her/ It will lose her anger/ You will never win/// And you want three wishes:/ You want never bitter/ And all delicious/ And then one you're saving for a rainy day/ If your lover ever takes her love away/// You want three wishes:/ One to fly the heavens/ One to swim like fishes/ You want never bitter/ And all delicious/ And a clean conscience/ And all it's blisses/ You want one true lover with a thousand kisses/ You want soft and gentle and never vicious/ And then one you're saving for a rainy day/ If your lover ever takes her love away/// Three wishes- The pierces
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Nu, asa tampenie nu am intilnit.. Dar, ce pot sa spun... este ca aici.. (n-as putea spune cu exactitate la ce ora).. un anume canal transmite scurt-metraje porno. Nu sexi.. porno! De ce m-ar soca o voce, o blonda grasa.. si cuvinte vulgare pe care nu le poate auzi nimeni.. cand alte tari... nici mcar bulina nu au (indiferent de ora). Cand alte tari folosesc expresii de "p...a ma-tii". in orice emisiune, la ore de maxima audienta.
Problema e cum reusim sa "traim" cu astea... Nu neaparat noi, nu ne mai afecteaza deloc.. dar copiii?
Imi aduc aminte ca si in RO, imediat dupa 89.. a fost ceva similar.. filmulete pornografice dupa ora 12.00. Si uite cum dau eu (sau a dat ea) peste bunica mea... cum se holba. Ca injura ceea ce vedea era una.. dar ca nu s-ar fi dezlipit de TV.. era alta.

Si ar mai fi ceva... Daca toti (90%) suntem de acord ca viata sexuala ne priveste personal, ca ceea ce facem in patul nostru.. nu intereseaza pe nimeni.. rezulta ca ne vom educa copiii in aceeasi maniera. Prin urmare.. ii mai ferim sa vada lucruri pe care noi le consideram normale?
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una e filmu porno si alta e destrabalarea fara minte la tv! asta in primul rand! apoi....faptul ca sunt totusi difuzate dupa miezul noptii , ora la care minorii sub 16 ani ar trebui sa doarma. deci sunt feriti. cred ca e un raspuns la intrebarea ta. sunt feriti indirect!
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We'd be so less fragile/ If we're made from metal/ And our hearts from iron/ And our minds from steel/ And if we built an army/ Full of tender bodies/ Could we love each other/ Would we stop to feel/// And you want three wishes:/ One to fly the heavens/ One to swim like fishes/ And then one you're saving for a rainy day/ If your lover ever takes her love away/// You say you want to know her like a lover/ And undo her damage, she'll be new again/ Soon you'll find that if you try to save her/ It will lose her anger/ You will never win/// And you want three wishes:/ You want never bitter/ And all delicious/ And then one you're saving for a rainy day/ If your lover ever takes her love away/// You want three wishes:/ One to fly the heavens/ One to swim like fishes/ You want never bitter/ And all delicious/ And a clean conscience/ And all it's blisses/ You want one true lover with a thousand kisses/ You want soft and gentle and never vicious/ And then one you're saving for a rainy day/ If your lover ever takes her love away/// Three wishes- The pierces
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De la: greierash_is_back, la data 2009-10-20 11:40:43doar eu sunt socata??? inseamna ca voi ati mai intalnit emisiunile astea?


chiar exista emisiuni d-astea???
credeam ca-i un topic deschis la plezneala!
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din pacate, nu e la plesneala!!!! este perfect adevarat.
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We'd be so less fragile/ If we're made from metal/ And our hearts from iron/ And our minds from steel/ And if we built an army/ Full of tender bodies/ Could we love each other/ Would we stop to feel/// And you want three wishes:/ One to fly the heavens/ One to swim like fishes/ And then one you're saving for a rainy day/ If your lover ever takes her love away/// You say you want to know her like a lover/ And undo her damage, she'll be new again/ Soon you'll find that if you try to save her/ It will lose her anger/ You will never win/// And you want three wishes:/ You want never bitter/ And all delicious/ And then one you're saving for a rainy day/ If your lover ever takes her love away/// You want three wishes:/ One to fly the heavens/ One to swim like fishes/ You want never bitter/ And all delicious/ And a clean conscience/ And all it's blisses/ You want one true lover with a thousand kisses/ You want soft and gentle and never vicious/ And then one you're saving for a rainy day/ If your lover ever takes her love away/// Three wishes- The pierces
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cum bine ai zis, ai o telecomanda.
foloseste-o!
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da'......ce usor....ignoranta naste monstrii! din mentalitatea ta deduc ca ai fi unul dintre apelantii la ceas de noapte!
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We'd be so less fragile/ If we're made from metal/ And our hearts from iron/ And our minds from steel/ And if we built an army/ Full of tender bodies/ Could we love each other/ Would we stop to feel/// And you want three wishes:/ One to fly the heavens/ One to swim like fishes/ And then one you're saving for a rainy day/ If your lover ever takes her love away/// You say you want to know her like a lover/ And undo her damage, she'll be new again/ Soon you'll find that if you try to save her/ It will lose her anger/ You will never win/// And you want three wishes:/ You want never bitter/ And all delicious/ And then one you're saving for a rainy day/ If your lover ever takes her love away/// You want three wishes:/ One to fly the heavens/ One to swim like fishes/ You want never bitter/ And all delicious/ And a clean conscience/ And all it's blisses/ You want one true lover with a thousand kisses/ You want soft and gentle and never vicious/ And then one you're saving for a rainy day/ If your lover ever takes her love away/// Three wishes- The pierces
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De la: thadoog, la data 2009-10-20 12:09:51greere ma indragostesc de tn



ete spume! cum asa?
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We'd be so less fragile/ If we're made from metal/ And our hearts from iron/ And our minds from steel/ And if we built an army/ Full of tender bodies/ Could we love each other/ Would we stop to feel/// And you want three wishes:/ One to fly the heavens/ One to swim like fishes/ And then one you're saving for a rainy day/ If your lover ever takes her love away/// You say you want to know her like a lover/ And undo her damage, she'll be new again/ Soon you'll find that if you try to save her/ It will lose her anger/ You will never win/// And you want three wishes:/ You want never bitter/ And all delicious/ And then one you're saving for a rainy day/ If your lover ever takes her love away/// You want three wishes:/ One to fly the heavens/ One to swim like fishes/ You want never bitter/ And all delicious/ And a clean conscience/ And all it's blisses/ You want one true lover with a thousand kisses/ You want soft and gentle and never vicious/ And then one you're saving for a rainy day/ If your lover ever takes her love away/// Three wishes- The pierces
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si bunica mea s-a socat si a ramas asa...de ceva ani imi spune"dragu meu,m-am trezit azi-noapte sa ma duc la baie si cand m-am intors,m-am gandit sa ma uit o leaca la tv.Vaaaaai,mare mi-a mai fost mirarea cand ce vad? o leandra ce crezi ca facea?(si aici bunica incepe a-si face cruci si a se uita catre cer),vai dragu bunicii(acum roseste biata bunica-mea pana in varful urechilor),aia,de care iti spuneam,ii sugea curul (vocea ii era deja sugrumata) la unul saracu si asa pricajit si vai de capul lui.......ma mir cum ne mai rabda Dumnezo pe fata pamantului"......s-a indepartat bunica tot facandu-si cruci si rugand indurare.....
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inteleg o ironie fina cum ca eu as fi bunica...ma rog....
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We'd be so less fragile/ If we're made from metal/ And our hearts from iron/ And our minds from steel/ And if we built an army/ Full of tender bodies/ Could we love each other/ Would we stop to feel/// And you want three wishes:/ One to fly the heavens/ One to swim like fishes/ And then one you're saving for a rainy day/ If your lover ever takes her love away/// You say you want to know her like a lover/ And undo her damage, she'll be new again/ Soon you'll find that if you try to save her/ It will lose her anger/ You will never win/// And you want three wishes:/ You want never bitter/ And all delicious/ And then one you're saving for a rainy day/ If your lover ever takes her love away/// You want three wishes:/ One to fly the heavens/ One to swim like fishes/ You want never bitter/ And all delicious/ And a clean conscience/ And all it's blisses/ You want one true lover with a thousand kisses/ You want soft and gentle and never vicious/ And then one you're saving for a rainy day/ If your lover ever takes her love away/// Three wishes- The pierces
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De la: greierash_is_back, la data 2009-10-20 12:10:19
De la: thadoog, la data 2009-10-20 12:09:51greere ma indragostesc de tn



ete spume! cum asa?
uite asa ca vreau eu
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De la: greierash_is_back, la data 2009-10-20 12:10:00da'......ce usor....ignoranta naste monstrii! din mentalitatea ta deduc ca ai fi unul dintre apelantii la ceas de noapte!


de libertatea presei ai auzit!!?? presa vizuala!
ce usor e sa judeci cand esti oripilata!
de ce oare nu esti sensibilizata si de stirile de la oare 5?
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De la: greierash_is_back, la data 2009-10-20 12:12:22inteleg o ironie fina cum ca eu as fi bunica...ma rog....


departe de mine acest gand,daca te-am facut sa crezi asta,imi pare rau pt ca nu aceasta a fost intentia.
era doar un unghi ...de unde privea bunica.
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De la: kudika075615, la data 2009-10-20 12:14:25
De la: greierash_is_back, la data 2009-10-20 12:10:00da'......ce usor....ignoranta naste monstrii! din mentalitatea ta deduc ca ai fi unul dintre apelantii la ceas de noapte!


de libertatea presei ai auzit!!?? presa vizuala!
ce usor e sa judeci cand esti oripilata!
de ce oare nu esti sensibilizata si de stirile de la oare 5?


da' tu de bunul simt ai auzit????? de normalitate???? ce usor e sa fi prost cand esti ignorant! nu ma uit la stirile de la ora 5!!!!
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We'd be so less fragile/ If we're made from metal/ And our hearts from iron/ And our minds from steel/ And if we built an army/ Full of tender bodies/ Could we love each other/ Would we stop to feel/// And you want three wishes:/ One to fly the heavens/ One to swim like fishes/ And then one you're saving for a rainy day/ If your lover ever takes her love away/// You say you want to know her like a lover/ And undo her damage, she'll be new again/ Soon you'll find that if you try to save her/ It will lose her anger/ You will never win/// And you want three wishes:/ You want never bitter/ And all delicious/ And then one you're saving for a rainy day/ If your lover ever takes her love away/// You want three wishes:/ One to fly the heavens/ One to swim like fishes/ You want never bitter/ And all delicious/ And a clean conscience/ And all it's blisses/ You want one true lover with a thousand kisses/ You want soft and gentle and never vicious/ And then one you're saving for a rainy day/ If your lover ever takes her love away/// Three wishes- The pierces
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De la: greierash_is_back, la data 2009-10-20 12:16:42
De la: kudika075615, la data 2009-10-20 12:14:25
De la: greierash_is_back, la data 2009-10-20 12:10:00da'......ce usor....ignoranta naste monstrii! din mentalitatea ta deduc ca ai fi unul dintre apelantii la ceas de noapte!


de libertatea presei ai auzit!!?? presa vizuala!
ce usor e sa judeci cand esti oripilata!
de ce oare nu esti sensibilizata si de stirile de la oare 5?


da' tu de bunul simt ai auzit????? de normalitate???? ce usor e sa fi prost cand esti ignorant! nu ma uit la stirile de la ora 5!!!!


ciucurica, ma gandeam totusi ca te-ai fi autosezizat de emisiunile lu' dan negru' si ai fi facut front comun pentru interzicerea lor, da' nicidecum sa insinuezi o injurie la adresa-mi.
tulai domne, ce inseamna sa-i dai cuiva o replica! imediat te scuipa!
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Ok, greieras, lamureste-ma ..ca acum nu mai pricep eu!
Nu te deranjeaza porno.. ci doar gesturi sau atitudini obscene facute dupa miezul noptii.
Nu consideram porno.. anormalitate, dar consideram... o blonda.. care nu transmite nimic nimanui.. (intrucat ai afirmat ca cei mici dorm la ora aceea).. scarboasa si anormala. Ma rog, ma refer la emisiune nu la ea ca persoana.
Totusi, care-i baiul cu emisiunea asta in 2009?
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De la: rashela, la data 2009-10-20 12:23:29Ok, greieras, lamureste-ma ..ca acum nu mai pricep eu!
Nu te deranjeaza porno.. ci doar gesturi sau atitudini obscene facute dupa miezul noptii.
Nu consideram porno.. anormalitate, dar consideram... o blonda.. care nu transmite nimic nimanui.. (intrucat ai afirmat ca cei mici dorm la ora aceea).. scarboasa si anormala. Ma rog, ma refer la emisiune nu la ea ca persoana.
Totusi, care-i baiul cu emisiunea asta in 2009?


prejudecati domne, prejudecati!!!
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De la: rashela, la data 2009-10-20 12:23:29Ok, greieras, lamureste-ma ..ca acum nu mai pricep eu!
Nu te deranjeaza porno.. ci doar gesturi sau atitudini obscene facute dupa miezul noptii.
Nu consideram porno.. anormalitate, dar consideram... o blonda.. care nu transmite nimic nimanui.. (intrucat ai afirmat ca cei mici dorm la ora aceea).. scarboasa si anormala. Ma rog, ma refer la emisiune nu la ea ca persoana.
Totusi, care-i baiul cu emisiunea asta in 2009?


baiul cred ca este ca a ajuns fata ce si-a dorit de mica
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De la: kudika075615, la data 2009-10-20 12:26:23
De la: rashela, la data 2009-10-20 12:23:29Ok, greieras, lamureste-ma ..ca acum nu mai pricep eu!
Nu te deranjeaza porno.. ci doar gesturi sau atitudini obscene facute dupa miezul noptii.
Nu consideram porno.. anormalitate, dar consideram... o blonda.. care nu transmite nimic nimanui.. (intrucat ai afirmat ca cei mici dorm la ora aceea).. scarboasa si anormala. Ma rog, ma refer la emisiune nu la ea ca persoana.
Totusi, care-i baiul cu emisiunea asta in 2009?


prejudecati domne, prejudecati!!!


prejudecatzi preconcepute,un fel de preacurvie premeditata prematur si promotor
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daca stau bine si analizez, zinic facem gesturi si vorbim obscen.
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sa o iau punctat
@ domnu' cifre: ignoranta nu o consider replica! bineinteles ca am prejudecati! daca nu as avea, poate m-as sexui in mijlocu' strazii la miezu' zilei! daca tu te ocupi cu gesturi si vorbit obscen toata ziua, nu inseamna ca eu trebuie sa salut comportamentul asta! inteleg sa-ti pierzi firea si sa mai cazi si in "pacatele" astea....da' nu zilnic!
@ rashela nu am spus ca filmele porno sunt ceva normal! dar.....au un orar anume, au canale anume. si macar acolo vezi femei carora chiar le sta bine dezbracate. emisiunea este la limita bunului-simt pentru ca intrece aproape toate barierele bunului simt! simt ca incep sa ma repet....in concluzie!!!! baiul este: "libertatea presei" (il citez pe domnu cifre) prost inteleasa, tavaleala in mocirla a posturilor tv care si-au depasit functia de informare , in primul rand si divertisment in al doilea rand.
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De la: kudika075615, la data 2009-10-20 12:38:52daca stau bine si analizez, zinic facem gesturi si vorbim obscen.


Nu generaliza
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De la: Summer_, la data 2009-10-20 14:46:59
De la: kudika075615, la data 2009-10-20 12:38:52daca stau bine si analizez, zinic facem gesturi si vorbim obscen.


Nu generaliza



pai daca iti citesti postarile, ai sa gasesti sigur vreo doua obscenitati. numai azi! numa pe topicu' asta!
tu crezi ca basescu sau liceeanu cand se duc la vc-u' se tin de organul sexual masculin sau de p--a!!?
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De la: greierash_is_back, la data 2009-10-20 11:19:54 Eu cand eram mititica, de abia imi tineam mucii in nas, raspundeam la 3 intrebari cu regularitate. Toate duduile dupa ce ma trageau de falci, ma puneau sa le satisfac curiozitatile: " Cum te cheama?", "Cati ani ai?" si "Ce vrei sa te faci cand vei fi mare?". Ca o placa de magnetofon stricata, raspundeam invariabil "Bubulina", sase ani si vleau sa ma fac doctol vetelinal. Ele se umpleau de incantare. Tanara despre care urmeaza sa va povestesc in mod cert raspundea : "Denisa", sapte ani si vreau sa devin prostituata televizata.
Azi-noapte, pe la vreo 1, zapam canalele tv. Nimic ciudat...pana cand am dat peste National Tv, televiziunea carbogazoasa si emisiunea INTERZIS MINORILOR. In prim-plan, o canapea. Dupa cateva secunde apare "femeia". Se aseaza, bolboroseste ceva si scoate de sub qur o pereche de catuse cu puf roz bombom. Si imi spune ca ea a facut dus si niste prietene bla bla bla. Apar numerele de tel pe ecran. Ea in continuare imi explica: "Nu stiu cum sa le folosesc, poate ma ajuti tu! Sunand si intrand in direct cu mine" (parca 1.19 era tarifu). Ma gandeam....doamne ce-as intra eu in parul tau!!!!!!!!!! Da' tu n-ai parinti, n-ai bun -simt, n-ai pic de respect pt. tine??? Dupa 3 minute o suna unu pe blondina de 21 de ani (am estimat eu). DAR!!!!!!!!!!!! cireasa abia acum urmeaza: nu puteai auzi ce vorbeau!!!!!! Trebuia sa suni la un alt numar de telefon, doar ca sa-i auzi! Cat era sunculoasa ( asa am observat: ca intre maioul legat sub tate si cureaua ce-i sugruma pasarica, avea 3 straturi de purcica)ocupata sa infierbante apelatoru', alta desteapta a inceput sa vorbeasca: "vai...dar nu esti curios sa afli despre ce vorbesc?", sau "daca esti curajos poti intra si tu in legatura cu Denisa".

Am lasat-o pe laptareasa cu catusele ei in cap si cu buzele anormal de subtiri strambandu-se in cele mai inumane chipuri. Ce usurare cand am dat peste un episod cu Chuck Noriss la primatv!

Ca un REZUMAT pt. lenese ca mine la posturi lungi: avem o noua emisiune in grila tv. La National tv, la 1 noaptea , emisiunea Interzis Minorilor, cu o blonda grasa, urata, urat machiata, care habar n-are sa vorbeasca si cu o voce mai mult decat oribila. Mai pe scurt: 8989 sunt fierbinte e acum si la tv!!! CE INCANTARE!!!!!!



Sunt o gramada de emisiuni de genul acesta, nu numai pe national, cat si pe antena, otv, b1 etc
Eu ma uit f rar la televzor, insa si atunci cand apuc sa ma asez in fata tv-ului raman masca...Eu privesc partea buna a lucrurilor, macar ma amuz pana cand incep sa ma enerveze !

Toate aceste emisiuni apar deoarece sunt telespectatori care le urmaresc, deci nu toti sunt oripilati !

Ia vedeti aici www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWaMkcbW-Dk
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De la: Summer_, la data 2009-10-20 14:52:30
De la: greierash_is_back, la data 2009-10-20 11:19:54 Eu cand eram mititica, de abia imi tineam mucii in nas, raspundeam la 3 intrebari cu regularitate. Toate duduile dupa ce ma trageau de falci, ma puneau sa le satisfac curiozitatile: " Cum te cheama?", "Cati ani ai?" si "Ce vrei sa te faci cand vei fi mare?". Ca o placa de magnetofon stricata, raspundeam invariabil "Bubulina", sase ani si vleau sa ma fac doctol vetelinal. Ele se umpleau de incantare. Tanara despre care urmeaza sa va povestesc in mod cert raspundea : "Denisa", sapte ani si vreau sa devin prostituata televizata.
Azi-noapte, pe la vreo 1, zapam canalele tv. Nimic ciudat...pana cand am dat peste National Tv, televiziunea carbogazoasa si emisiunea INTERZIS MINORILOR. In prim-plan, o canapea. Dupa cateva secunde apare "femeia". Se aseaza, bolboroseste ceva si scoate de sub qur o pereche de catuse cu puf roz bombom. Si imi spune ca ea a facut dus si niste prietene bla bla bla. Apar numerele de tel pe ecran. Ea in continuare imi explica: "Nu stiu cum sa le folosesc, poate ma ajuti tu! Sunand si intrand in direct cu mine" (parca 1.19 era tarifu). Ma gandeam....doamne ce-as intra eu in parul tau!!!!!!!!!! Da' tu n-ai parinti, n-ai bun -simt, n-ai pic de respect pt. tine??? Dupa 3 minute o suna unu pe blondina de 21 de ani (am estimat eu). DAR!!!!!!!!!!!! cireasa abia acum urmeaza: nu puteai auzi ce vorbeau!!!!!! Trebuia sa suni la un alt numar de telefon, doar ca sa-i auzi! Cat era sunculoasa ( asa am observat: ca intre maioul legat sub tate si cureaua ce-i sugruma pasarica, avea 3 straturi de purcica)ocupata sa infierbante apelatoru', alta desteapta a inceput sa vorbeasca: "vai...dar nu esti curios sa afli despre ce vorbesc?", sau "daca esti curajos poti intra si tu in legatura cu Denisa".

Am lasat-o pe laptareasa cu catusele ei in cap si cu buzele anormal de subtiri strambandu-se in cele mai inumane chipuri. Ce usurare cand am dat peste un episod cu Chuck Noriss la primatv!

Ca un REZUMAT pt. lenese ca mine la posturi lungi: avem o noua emisiune in grila tv. La National tv, la 1 noaptea , emisiunea Interzis Minorilor, cu o blonda grasa, urata, urat machiata, care habar n-are sa vorbeasca si cu o voce mai mult decat oribila. Mai pe scurt: 8989 sunt fierbinte e acum si la tv!!! CE INCANTARE!!!!!!



Sunt o gramada de emisiuni de genul acesta, nu numai pe national, cat si pe antena, otv, b1 etc
Eu ma uit f rar la televzor, insa si atunci cand apuc sa ma asez in fata tv-ului raman masca...Eu privesc partea buna a lucrurilor, macar ma amuz pana cand incep sa ma enerveze !

Toate aceste emisiuni apar deoarece sunt telespectatori care le urmaresc, deci nu toti sunt oripilati !

Ia vedeti aici www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWaMkcbW-Dk[/quote]


aoleu......ii stiu pe copiii astia.......
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We'd be so less fragile/ If we're made from metal/ And our hearts from iron/ And our minds from steel/ And if we built an army/ Full of tender bodies/ Could we love each other/ Would we stop to feel/// And you want three wishes:/ One to fly the heavens/ One to swim like fishes/ And then one you're saving for a rainy day/ If your lover ever takes her love away/// You say you want to know her like a lover/ And undo her damage, she'll be new again/ Soon you'll find that if you try to save her/ It will lose her anger/ You will never win/// And you want three wishes:/ You want never bitter/ And all delicious/ And then one you're saving for a rainy day/ If your lover ever takes her love away/// You want three wishes:/ One to fly the heavens/ One to swim like fishes/ You want never bitter/ And all delicious/ And a clean conscience/ And all it's blisses/ You want one true lover with a thousand kisses/ You want soft and gentle and never vicious/ And then one you're saving for a rainy day/ If your lover ever takes her love away/// Three wishes- The pierces
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De la: yumalai, la data 2009-10-20 15:04:29



cand sa plec.....noroc ca te vazui!!!!
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We'd be so less fragile/ If we're made from metal/ And our hearts from iron/ And our minds from steel/ And if we built an army/ Full of tender bodies/ Could we love each other/ Would we stop to feel/// And you want three wishes:/ One to fly the heavens/ One to swim like fishes/ And then one you're saving for a rainy day/ If your lover ever takes her love away/// You say you want to know her like a lover/ And undo her damage, she'll be new again/ Soon you'll find that if you try to save her/ It will lose her anger/ You will never win/// And you want three wishes:/ You want never bitter/ And all delicious/ And then one you're saving for a rainy day/ If your lover ever takes her love away/// You want three wishes:/ One to fly the heavens/ One to swim like fishes/ You want never bitter/ And all delicious/ And a clean conscience/ And all it's blisses/ You want one true lover with a thousand kisses/ You want soft and gentle and never vicious/ And then one you're saving for a rainy day/ If your lover ever takes her love away/// Three wishes- The pierces
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