Citate celebre despre viata si barbati

Daca un lucru merita facut, atunci trebuie facut incet...foarte incet. If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly... very slowly.

Rita Mae Brown:

Nu ma induce in tentatie; pot sa gasesc singura drumul. Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.

Nora Ephron:

In fantezia mea sexuala, nu ma iubeste nimeni niciodata pentru mintea mea. In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.

Helen Gurley Brown:

Fetele bune merg in Rai, fetele rele merg oriunde vor. Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Cher:

O fata poate sa astepte barbatul potrivit, dar asta nu inseamna ca, intre timp, nu se poate distra cu cei nepotriviti. A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.

Sotii sunt precum focul - izbucnesc cand sunt lasati nesupravegheati. Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.

Barbatii ar trebui sa fie precum hartia Kleenex - fini, puternici si de unica folosinta. Men should be like Kleenex - soft, strong and disposable.

Problema unora dintre femei este ca se entuziasmeaza pentru cate un nimic - si apoi se casatoresc cu el. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.

Woody Allen:

Dragostea este raspunsul, insa in timp ce astepti acest raspuns, sexul ridica niste intrebari destul de interesante. Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.

Helen Rowland:

Un barbat nu stie niciodata cum sa spuna adio; o femeie nu stie niciodata cand. A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

O femeie desteapta pune cate un pic de zahar in tot ceea ce-i spune unui barbat, dar primeste cate un praf de sare cu fiecare lucru pe care acesta i-l spune. A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

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